In fine literature, there is a reference to vorpal blades. It has often been speculated upon as to what exactly a vorpal blade is, what a vorpal anything is, and whether vorpal is an adjective, a noun, a part of a noun, an onomatopoeia, a political title, or perhaps a popular mixed drink.
There are those who firmly stand by the onomatopoeia theory, and it is to them this sudden heaving noise is dedicated.
Moments later, after a definitive waver in the air, a battered old police call box sort of just appears, littering the floor it appears on with soil and oddly colored bits of grass. Once the noise and fuss have subsided, the door opens, and a cricket batsman emerges, dusting himself off and adjusting the stick of celery attached to his lapel, and steps aside, propping the door open behind him to make way for the fine lady accompanying him this time 'round. He doesn't look at all disoriented or confused, though he looks about him curiously with the air of a newcoming tourist. He regards the sign solemnly and nods- it's far easier to acquiesce to the wishes of a place not riddled with imprisonment and malicious intent.
He takes a moment to think, certain that a question as simple as 'Will someone direct me to the nearest tea room' may not be taken quite as seriously as he'd like it to be. The locals- well, not locals, but similar enough- look quite colorful and diverse, and he fairly itches to go among them and explore.
He's got one! It's a bit more somber than he'd like to introduce himself with, but it's a start. "How would you evaluate yourself after being in a situation where you did unspeakable things to others, but completely against your will?" He seems troubled by this concept, as if it may have recently happened to him.
(( OOC: joint post! :D feat.
vicioussweetie ))